First SMS

1. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
   From birth till my death,
   my feelings 4 u have never changed.
   For me, you've always been
   ..........a headache! .... By Chamara ( Nugegoda)
   
2. I
   I L
   I LO
   I LOV
   I LOVE Y
   I LOVE YO
   I LOVE YOGURT
   can u bring me ... By Ravindra (Sri Lanka)
   
3. U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely,
   U R 100% sweet,
   U R 100% nice,
   and U R 100% stupid to
   believe these words...
4. i look at the moon
   the moon is beautiful
   i look at you
   i..i...
   i rather look at the moon again
5. Why do U think I SMS u ?
   Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
   Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
   I need a person for just time pass
6. Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.
7. Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
8. if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
9. Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
10. I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
11. Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
12. If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.
13. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
    ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
    just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
14. Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
    good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
15. Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
    Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
16. What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
    & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........
17. Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
18. Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly..
19. Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday
20. Whn u r alone,
    Whn u r crying,
    whn u r upset,
    Don't think of me!!
    just call me
    Bcoz
    incoming
    is free for me...
21. Open with Love...
    If I disturb U
    I am Sorry!
    But I need
    To Say
    I...
    Love...
    Disturbing you...
22. One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
23. A - U'r Attractive
    B - U'r D Best
    C - U'r Cute
    D - U'r Dear 2 me
    E - U'r Excellent
    F - U'r Funny
    G - U'r Gud Looking
    H - He He He
    I - I'm
    J - Just
    K - Kidding
24. L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
25. A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow
26. A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! !
27. FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
    High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME
28. AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous
29. R u mad?
    Y r u reading me?
    There is nothing in me.
    Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
    I think u will never stop reading me.
    OK
    Read me now.
30. I cannot hide this from u any more.
    I don't want 2 hurt u
    and I feel it's best if I tell u,
    before you hear it from someone else ............
    Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
31. I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i
    found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.
32. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the
    tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting
    hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
33. I luv u I really do... I only luv u.... I cannot hurt u... Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz "LUV ANIMALS"
34. YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
    C - Causing
    U - Un-necessary
    T - Trouble
    E - Everywhere.
35. A *smile* is a sign of joy,
    A *hug* is a sign of love,
    A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
    A *Friend* like me is a sign of
    "YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"
36. Hi, I m standing by my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from .............Groung floor..
37. Who's hot... Its U,
    Who's
    Charming... Its U,
    Who's
    Sweetest.. Its U,
    Who's
    Intelligent... Its U,
    Who's dear & near friend... Its U
    Who's a liar.. Its me!
38. Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
39. 
    Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
40. Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
41. 150 kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha
42. I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
43. "when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE answer
44. Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.
45. If u Punch me,I dont mind
    If u Hurt me,I dont mind
    If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
    If u Insult me,I dont mind
    Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"
46. i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful.
47. VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
    r u handsome ?
    r u good looking ?
    r u trained ?
    r u hardworking ?
    looking for a job ?
    then.................
    apply now;
    we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo.