Funny & Joke SMS

1. In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
   You Know whose that boy?
   Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
   Dirty people always tink dirty. he he .. By Kasun ( Kurunagala)
   
   
2. 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
   U & ME laughing,
   U & ME crying,
   U & ME dreaming,
   U & ME holding on,
   U & ME...
   just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U..... By Shiromi ( Italy )
   
3. U picked me up,U took me home,
   U put ur hands around my waist,
   U took off my top,then U put ur lips on mine.
   THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI..... By Ravindra.( Kaduwela )
   
   
4. when things go wrong
   when sadness fills your heart
   when tear fallow in your eyes.
   all ways remember three things
   1) i am with you )
   2) you have money
   3) bar is open
   "" Lets go"" By Tharindu Kaushalya(Kaduwela)
   
   
5. I cant sleep without you
   I want you always. specially i want at night.
   I feel very cold ,when u are not at me.
   Where ar u my loving BED SHEET.....by Gayathri
   
6. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having lunch.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
7. girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
8. i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
9. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
10. Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
11. I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
    I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
12. If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
13. Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
14. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering..
15. what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
16. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
17. ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE
18. terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded 500000 Rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
19. Girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy
20. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
    It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
    WIFE satys No, it means -
    With Idiot for Ever.
21. We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........
    Searching.......
    Searching.......
    Still searching........
    Sorry,
    No brain found !!!
22. 
    We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.
23. 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
24. AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
    at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
    at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
    at 48 a TT ball, 1 man push her to the other..
25. Teacher: How Old is ur father.
    Sunny: As old as I m.
    Tcher: How is it possible?
    Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born